my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
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: What if lemon grab took up knitting and PB is like "it's a good stress relive also if you get angry just knot some yarn into a anger filled sweater" so he makes a bunch of sweaters that say "HOW DARE YOU" "UNACCEPTABLE" "MMMMMM" and his other angry catchphrases and thoughts and one day PB gets a sweater that has a whole paragraph about how she is the reason he is so heartless and cold and why he killed lemon 2 and she's like "idk if I should be worried or amazed."
and then he tries to sell his shirts on the internet but ultimately gets screwed over by entering a contest by welovefine.
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@juicyj-ayde that sweater!!
I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
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